Election Day 2024

Today is the presidential election here in the United States and I cannot wait to have this whole ordeal behind us. And by that I mean I hope that bargain bin wannabe dictator gets handed a loss so definitive we don’t see his name in the news again unless he’s going to prison.

In case there was any doubt what my politics are after all these years, let me take this opportunity to reiterate them. I don’t often talk politics here but this seems like the ideal day to break tradition.

Vote for Harris, even if you don’t like her all that much. Just keep that degenerate, rambling maniac out of the presidency so we can move past him. Once he’s finally, FINALLY out of the picture then you can criticize and debate and hold her accountable and write long think-pieces about her policy decisions all you like. That orange piece of shit won’t give you that opportunity.

I hate him. I hate him so much. I am surprised by how deep my loathing of him goes. It honestly upsets me that I have the capacity for so much hatred in my heart for a living person. I cannot physically stand to hear him speak. My skin crawls at the very sight of him. He is the embodiment of everything I despise in a person. Make him go away with your vote so the next time he’s mentioned in the national conversation it’s when there are a pair of dates under his name.

I hope that makes my stance clear enough.

Exercise your right to vote, and please use it to keep that loathsome monster out of the presidency.